Paper Towel Hipster: Dude! Don't drink that cocktail with a plastic straw! Think of the turtles...
Hipster: Oh. Yeah. I almost forgot. Thanks!
Hipster: Oh. Yeah. I almost forgot. Thanks!
by El-Paulo117 February 26, 2020
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by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020
Get the Rock paper scissors mug.When someone tries to outdo you in a rock paper scissors game in an attempt to force you into doing something you REALLY don't want to do, so you shoot them.
Roommate: "Man, these dishes are stacked! Rock paper scissors for who has to do 'em!"
Me: "Glock paper scissors, SHOOT!"
*LOUD POP* *THUD*
Me: "I win."
When I realize that I may have to do dishes in prison:
*LOUD POP* *THUD*
Me: "Glock paper scissors, SHOOT!"
*LOUD POP* *THUD*
Me: "I win."
When I realize that I may have to do dishes in prison:
*LOUD POP* *THUD*
by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023
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A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....
by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014
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Day Day: Word? How much are they makin you pay?
Day Day: Word? How much are they makin you pay?
by ThatClownShit September 21, 2023
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