Jizz Purse

A Vagina that is meant for the sole purpose of storing Jizz. Sometimes it's empty and doesn't have jizz. To open the purse you must pull and rub the zipper (clit),and then you can slide a penis into it. You must then cum into the vagina and now the jizz purse is full. Can be also just abbreviated as JP.

Damn that girl has a nasty jizz purse.

Dude stoping being a JP

by The Dirty T July 28, 2013

jizz worm

A build up of sperm clumps on the pubic hair which looks like a worm.

Aww gross..its gonna be hard cleaning this jizz worm.

by claeshit September 01, 2009

satan's jizz

A large amount of bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat or up her ass.

Shaqueena: gimme 'day nut
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.

by Satansjizz June 08, 2014

slappy jizz

During a threesome with two guys one girl, as your about to blow your load you pull out and blow it into your hand and slap the other guy in the face.

As your Eifel towering a girl your buddy pulls out and slappy jizzs you in the face, only to your wisdom there's jizz on your face. Ewww

by woody.1994 November 27, 2014

jizz janitor

One who mops of the jizz at a peep show.

When Jenna Jameson is in town, it's best to have a conference of jizz janitors nearby.

by Billy Bub Fukit. October 16, 2013

Jizz hole

The hole made at summer camp deep in the woods where the kids go to blow a load.

Kid 1: Hey, I heard some others made a jizz hole!
Kid 2: I'm going to stop by when I get the need.

by Ramuel S. December 01, 2013

Jizz Stomping

When you masturbate and jizz on your carpet, then continue to stomp it in to the carpet with bare feet in order to hide it.

Yo, Nitti you tryin' to go jizz stomping with me later?

by drizzydrerogers1 February 13, 2011