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Relationship Dick

Dick so good you can't let anyone else have it.
"I've never fucked some who did not want to be with me, I have relationship dick"
by bluewrite September 17, 2023
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Tectonic Relationship

A relationship that's more than platonic but less than romantic. Weird limbo or middleground between friendship and love.
-Are Ana and Xavier in a situationship?
-No, it's more of a tectonic relationship...
by zdam7734 May 26, 2025
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F- Relationship

A friendship in which two people behave as being in an F+ (Friendship+) relationship, but without sexual interaction. In an F- (Friendship-) relationship, the (covered or open) sexual attraction is exclusively one-sided, but knowingly only for one of the two people involved.
Anna: "Joe, it is weird. Yesterday, he laid on my stomach again for some reason. I don't know what he wants from me."
Maria: "Hm, you two seemed to me like you are in a relationship. So he is not even your F+?"
Anna: "You thought Joe is my F+? Never! He is really not my type, but such a good friend."
Maria: "Ah, sounds like an F- relationship to me. Poor Joe."
by DerSille November 14, 2021
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Pitty relationship

When a person only dates someone because they feel bad for them
Ary and mr president are in a pitty relationship because arys uncle killed mr president
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semi-relationship

A relationship where a person or both persons refuses to identify in a relationship or in a stage resulting in a relationship.

Both people identify the situation as a friendship, but the tension is always felt.
Alex and Jamie are in a semi-relationship: they spend countless hours together, share deep conversations, and have undeniable chemistry, but they both refuse to define their connection as anything more than friendship, leaving their dynamic in a constant state of unspoken tension.
by devsbn January 25, 2025
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Relationship

I mean it seemed like it was fine until I made a comment about you not being Hym and then it was like THE NEXT DAY it's like "Oh no! Her visa! MyStErIoUs ViSa PrObLeMs! OoOoOoOo!" And then like 2 weeks later "Oh no! She's divorcing me!" You didn't! You didn't pretend to be me so you could go out and rape a bunch of women did you? I told you guys not to do that!
Not Hym *Insert ad hominem about my relationship status*

Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2023
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perfect relationship

a perfect realtionship doesnt always have to mean that there no fights, or misunderstandings. one in which there are arguments and misunderstanding because it allows your relationship to grow. it makes you and your significant other more mature together. it allows you to explore lifes meaning together.
i lowkey think we have a perfect relationship
by i1uvhim March 2, 2023
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