Ohio

Ohio is a matrix-like simulation designed to mimic the rest of the United States. It was derived from a Cold War program to create an alternate reality in case of a nuclear bombing. Upon entering Ohio, one will find themselves in a place where every town is algorithmically derived from other towns to create the most generic American reality possible. This was designed by the government so that in case of a nuclear attack, citizens could live in the Ohio simulation instead of the reality of a nuclear wasteland, but the project was abandoned when they found that Ohio was worse than a nuclear wasteland.

No one ever returns from Ohio with their sanity.

by Federal Agent Y. Mom October 13, 2022

Ohio

The tenth layer of hell.

Guy 1: Dude, i hate living in Oklahoma.
Guy 2: Wait until you see Ohio.

by IAmTheMuffin August 7, 2021

ohio people

A place known as ohio aka the other world this place is full of the weirdest activities, people,niggas,and bops pick your poison.

i hate ohio people

by yumtaxes69 July 7, 2024

Ohio

No !n ben

Ohio I will not skibidi toilet you signa

by Typedrdx sxrrvsxr exes April 9, 2024

Ohio

Ohio (abbreviation) - Oh hell nahh i out

wanting to go out, wierded out, disturbed

wanting to go out - bye gonna go to ohio
wierded out - hell nahh this like ohio
disturbed - ỏ̵̧̞͕̮̓͒͋̚ͅh̴̢͎͇͚̞͔͓͗̐̕͜ǐ̶̺̤̯͚̤̰͛͌̈͑̋̍͗ǭ̴̲͉̬̜̲̺͙̲̲̈́̓̏̇̒͒͒͛͝ ̨̨̬͉̣̤̲̝͈̩̔́̔͒̀͌͂͘͠w ̢͖̈́̑̑̈̔̚ͅi̴͓̬͙̬̤̒͛̋̐͒̃̑̚ͅl ̨͇̤̻̲̫͔̍͊̎̎̊͜͝l ̢͉̭̞̼͇̖̘̙́́̇͘ ̯̉̈́̓̾̋͊̀̊͠ͅb ̩̦̦͖̼̗͑͒̌̀̈̌̔̃̚͝e̶̢̖̘̲̞̥͈̟̾̆̄̋̈́̆͜ͅ ̡̛̎͆͒̃ę̶̻̫̔̍̀l̶̡͚̬̈ĭ̴̫̏̈̈́͆̈́m̶͔̏̓̉̋͘i ̨͕͍͈̿͑̆̚ņ̶̤̪̺̩̒̏̑̅̄̿̈̕͝a̵̧̢̳̱̯̭̫̠͚̽͗͊̾̀̌̈́ͅt̴̘̼̃̾̓́̀e ̙̺̗̟̟̗̲͈̀͜d̵̡̡̥̞͒͛͊͌̈̀̐͘

by putanginamogagoka December 8, 2022

Skibidi Rizz from Sigma Ohio

A phrase used by young people, often as a call for help from suicidal people.

"Oh man, I'm worried about my son, I overheard him say he had 'Skibidi Rizz from Sigma Ohio'"
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that, you should get him checked out"

by Silly GoonMan January 2, 2024

Ohio

A place where you can't have anything

Reporter: Man steals 12 morbillion dollars worth of hot among us feet pics in ohio
Viewer: Can't have shit in ohio

by Husseinberg December 4, 2022