by redfive2009 June 30, 2009

by The house down boots July 4, 2020

to stomp or to kick the shit out of another person. basiclly a terrible, terrible, terrible ass whoopin.
by the root of all evil86 September 19, 2009

by Bernstyle April 10, 2022

These are the big, brown, thick-soled shoes that most women only wear for hiking, but lesbians will wear them anytime.
by Andy_NY December 14, 2008

the person (normally replacement)who is either happy to bull boots or is shit on by his squad and made to bull thier boots otherwise naked roll mat fighting in the showers normally insues
by many,lols August 25, 2009

Essentially, the Splooge and Boot is when a man is receiving pleasure from a lady, whatever it is he is receiving, and then splooges. He then proceeds to somehow get rid of the woman. This because he splooged and was satisfied and now wants to go about his daily routine, whatever it may be. The man received his satisfaction and has now lost interest in the woman, it happens. Some people just loose their willingness to go on and so they go for the boot. For you see, some men do not want to spend hours cuddling or talking to the girl. THEY JUST WANT TO SPLOOGE. Therefore, using all of his cunning the man attempts to get rid of the girl using either a real excuse i.e. “I have a dinner in a half hour and I must get there early so that I can help out.” or just a lousy but understandable one i.e. “You know, I have guests out there maybe I should go out and keep them company just to make sure they’re doing alright”. This is pretty much the major benefit of the Splooge and Boot, that you have gotten rid of the woman and you are now free to do as you please. You can now play Xbox, watch TV, play guitar, go to the driving range, cook a 5 course meal or build a fort made of pillows. The sky is the limit.
David: Hey Gregoire, did you hear? Tony performed the Splooge n' Boot on a lady once again!
Gregoire: That is simply unbelievable. How could one individual possess such incredible tagging of splooging and booting??!!
David: I know right!
Gregoire: That is simply unbelievable. How could one individual possess such incredible tagging of splooging and booting??!!
David: I know right!
by thegansteroflove November 14, 2011
