Matthew Alexander

The ultimate definition of what a bae should be. The embodiment of bae. Having qualities such that bae has no reason to go with anyone else. Sexy, intelligent baealicious. A perfect 9 on the bae-o-meter.
He is such a Matthew Alexander; all the baes want to be with him.
by God of Baes September 21, 2014
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Matthew is the biggest dick sucker out there. He'll suck anyone's dick, big dick, small dick, round dick, square dick. He's the worst kind of fuck headed faggot out there. He'd rather change his name to Dicksuck McGee because that's all he does. Matthews love food and can eat anything especially cum. He'll fuck your husband and your uncle at the same time. He can be your angle or your debil. But very deep down. Inside his loins. There's a dick.
Hey Matthew will you suck the cum out of my dick like a bullet out a glock
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The most amazing person you could ever meet. Definitely relationship material, and someone you want to hang on to for the rest of your life. They are the sweetest people you can find, and you would never regret meeting one. They will show you constant love and affection, and they will always make sure they are there for you. Plus, they're hot.
Hey, is that your boyfriend Matthew? Man, I'm jealous of you.
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Matthew Williams

A cute chubby kid who has a nice dick and is gay. His type is black Muslims and he loves sucking their dick
Oh Matthew suck it suck it good
That such a Matthew Williams
by Mattlovehew May 08, 2019
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You are such a Matthew
by IloveMatthew2 May 11, 2019
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That matthew is a fag
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