Main Character Syndrome

Jeremy from MESA

main character syndrome is where bro literally thinks everything revolves around him

by Main Character Syndrome April 1, 2024

Jude Main

Jude Main is like that lanky man you know from down the street. Always there, always watching and knows how to tell a good joke. Often mistaken to be a loner, he's a man that secretly craves the utter approval of laughter of those around him, and their understanding that he is the greatest man to ever exist.

Did you hear what that guy said? No, what did he say? He was just talking about how we're all idiots and that he knows best. Ohh, that's just Jude Main.

by BoinkBoink3000 October 14, 2025

main cable

penis, cock, mahood (aroused)

"Hey love can i plug my main cable into your love socket?"

by Jimmy Somerville March 7, 2008

Maine Lava Lamp

Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.

"How did Jeff die?"
"Kelly gave him a Maine Lava Lamp."

by H+M December 20, 2014

buck main

Can be the teams saving grace or a retard you can complain about the recoil or use the flash either way your probably not gonna win

Kid; I am a buck main

Outher kid : leaves

by Buck main June 2, 2019

Maine

A state where you are either gay or are a republican.

Are you from Maine?

by whyamihere8976 June 15, 2022

Main character

It’s a factual definition about a person. That person is always in the spotlight and no-one can prove that fact wrong.

Not everyone can become one, you must meer all of the criteria listed below:
- Your name has to start with a D or an E;
- Your IQ has to be higher than that of a child;
- You must be a human;
- You must speek more than 3 languages fluently;
- You must be annoying (because no-one likes main characters).

- Emily is addicted to attention given to her by all the lads in her class. To the rest of the class she is the main character.
- Jaimy always calls herself the main character, but everyone knows she isn’t one because she doesn’t meet the criteria.

by CitrousFan22 September 22, 2021