Lover pimp

Pimps who’s are lovers but are also pimps

Jane is a lover pimp

by Br8yyyyy September 6, 2022

oldie lover

an oldie lover, no, doesnt love sugar daddy, they love old songs (considered old as today) like *nsync or backstreet boys, queen, ub40, the beatles, bon Jovi, aerosmith or others, I mean who doesn't? they're also used to people saying their music taste is bad and that songs are boring and they only piss off a little. they also learn modern songs and they like them (this happens mostly in gen z , but rather listening to oldies. an oldie lover is one of the best kinds of people in the world, so become their friend and appreciate them

not-so-cool person: i mean, bon jovi is really overrated but mostly is more horrible than digging 3 hours and only find paper
gen z: ok and?
gen z girl's bff: arent you going to kill her for insulting you?
gen z: no, it's ok, I'm used to, I'm an oldie lover

by marielsitaa June 24, 2020

Wet sock lover

Someone who enjoys the feeling of wearing wet socks.

Greg is a wet sock lover.

by Larry_n March 25, 2022

Cracker lover

A black man willing to turn his back on the black race in order to push ahead the white agenda.

Reggie has always been a cracker lover he told his boss his coworker was taking long lunch breaks and leaving early

by Charlie Books November 2, 2022

blind lover

Someone in a relationship who can't tell what the other is feeling when it is obvious.

Wow, Laura... How could you be such a blind lover?

by Savage309 February 27, 2017

Lasagna Lover

A person who loves the cartoon character, Garfield, so much that they and a partner cosplay as Garfield while the other person shoves a slice of lasagna in their ass and eats their ass out.

"You know, I'm a bit of a lasagna lover myself"
"Wanna show me how much you love lasagna? I've got a slice right here"
"Do you just so happen to have a costume of a certain orange fat cat?
"Wait right here"

by A Coffee Drinking Whale February 10, 2019

one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.

1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.

by messy bun November 19, 2017