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Losers

I've said it once and I'll say again, I've known so many people who sit around and play video-games all day and still have woman throwing themselvesat them it isn't even anecdotal evidence anymore. It's a statistical reality.
Hym "Yeah... I know I'm a broken record at this point but the losers you're talking about aren't losers with woman because of the behaviors engage in. I've watched a guy put a woman on mute and while she was talking to herself, he was talking to any playing video games with me. Seriously. The amount of men who are successful woman AND do all of the things I do is directly proportionate to the through-line that connects all men who are successful then women. You can sit in the basement of your parents house and be successful with women... If you cock is fat. All other attributes are secondary. But your bread and butter is (literally) indirectly controlling the behavior of men. If you can't sell the idea that if they just stop doing the things they enjoy they'll have the success they desire, you don't have a job anymore. You have a vested interest in both protecting women and maintaining a certain number of unsuccessful men so that you may continue to subsidize your own existence. I don't need to stop playing video games all day... because so-and-so AND so-and-so jr. AND Retard McFatcock the 3rd DON'T need to do that. Doing what I do not a barrier to success. Objectively. Now, not having a meaty trouser pickle IS a barrier to success. And for you to pretend otherwise is an insult."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2022
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Loser

Someone who has more than 15000 minutes on Spotify spent of Lana Del Ray, and should get a life.
Bro have you seen this dude’s Spotify Wrapped? He’s such a loser.
by dankdoodlelord December 3, 2023
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loser gf

she lies in bed all day doing nothing, has many mental illness, plays videogames and likes anime, has less than 3 friends, the song “girlfriend” by tv girl was written about the loser gf
you want a loser gf until she’s actually a loser whos incapable of being independent, won’t admit she’s jealous, gets insecure easily, stays in her room all day either playing video games of sleeping
by wingswings March 5, 2024
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Loser Date

A loser date is what happens when you try to organize a group event, with lots of people. The hype is there for the week or so building up, everyone is keen. The day finally rolls around but no one ends up coming apart from two people, those two who actually turn up are therefore on a loser date.
You know how I was totally excited about the 'drunk croquet'event everyone from work was going to this Friday?

Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.
by AliveBrain September 8, 2016
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swag losers

A very swaggy friendgroup :)
Person: Omg, they’re so cool! who are they?
Person2: You don’t know them? They’re swag losers!!
by swaggykid101 July 9, 2021
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Hay loser

Hay loser is someone who loses a race and gets a hay bale thrown at them.
Christian: Hay loser! Here's a hay bale.
Beth: Noooooo! *Gets hit by a hay bale*
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