spellcheck-lockout

When a person publishes a piece of writing with a spelling error in it that he/she cannot change. Happens after writing has been submitted, and the person realizes that the error will be there for an eternity. The spelling error will be a crack in a perfectly sculpted piece of art, but however fantastic the art is people will only notice the spelling error. Such events drive the creator straight up the crazy tree, and they also drive the viewer into a region I like to call spellcheck-lockoutville, also known as the cookoo corner.

1. The spellcheck-lockout forced me to come to terms with the fact that my English essay entitled "Words of the English Language" wasn't going to be worth shit.

2. Right after I published my 856 page autobiography about my life I realized i had spelled automobile, autamobile. I cried for 3.5 months when I realized that there wasn't a damn thing I could do about my spellcheck-lockout. Now whenever I encounter another human life they say, "Autamobile Tyler? Really? There's a fucking o after the t you stupid piece a shit. What the fuck were you thinking?"
And I can only reply," I messed up, and I will never let it happen again for as long as I live."
They then reply, "Well you truly fucked up the word automobile, so Im gonna make sure this is a promise you'll be able to keep dirtbag."
Next they take out a plasma sword and just go to fucking town on my stomach and neck.

spellcheck-lockout by Neptuner January 17, 2009

jump-locking 

When you try to open the car door just as someone is unlocking it and the door remains locked for you. Leaving the other person(s) to get in comfortably while you stand in the cold with the driver shouting "It should be unlocked now!"

1: Get in the car!
2: Its still locked...
1: There, now.
2:Thanks. Sorry for jump-locking!

jump-locking by ue00setrasfer July 22, 2010

Jake Locker 

To waste away your talents; to quit something very early without trying very hard

Tommy decided to build a treehouse, but after buying all the parts he pulled a Jake Locker and went inside to lay down.

Jake Locker by The Oldest Man March 11, 2015

Foot Locker Moment 

A moment in a conversation where the other person doesn't understand your hilarious joke.

Super cool girl: Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

Leo: I'm having a foot locker moment

Foot Locker Moment by clevergirl69 January 6, 2022

Region Locked 

(A slang term used in Magic: the Gathering.)

When an opponent takes control over one of your creatures or planeswalkers, but they cannot use/activate effects because the opponents deck is built around a different colour of mana.

Player 1: "I took control of your Moorland Inquisitor with my Mind Flayer!"
Player 2: "Yes, but you can't use his ability because he is region locked."

Region Locked by Mobsiboy February 2, 2022

Keep it locked 

Essentially means 'keep listening to this audio stream'.

Refers to locking your analogue radio to a particular station for extended listening, though in the modern day, it's more likely you're listening to a webcast or internet radio instead.

We've got the freshest beats from the underground just waiting to explode out of your soundsystems, so keep it locked (down (tight)).

Keep it locked by DarkIye December 30, 2010

BBC Lockdown 

a prison of BBC for crimes against humanity

"I'm sentencing you to BBC Lockdown for 2 months" exclaimed the judge

BBC Lockdown by BBC SENDER445 February 3, 2023