Jason

Die guy from Spar who knows everything

Wow look at at Him!? He knows so much, he must be a Jason!!?

by Bruh* February 13, 2018

Jason

Jason a lame piece of shit that cops peoples styles and thinks he can pull with his toad sage looking ass

Person: whos that
Person 2: a faggot named jason

by fkjdsghklughrlkds May 6, 2018

jason country

Type of wooded landscape, usually in the middle of FUCKING nowhere, where it would be difficult to escape a certain masked killer.

I'm not going to your house, you live in Jason country!

by Phreeekboy May 26, 2018

Jason Lobdell

A larry

You act like Jason Lobdell

by TheGoblin May 30, 2018

Jason aherne

Some gay ass white dude trying to be a black. He has a very small willy and no friends

Jason Aherne is gayer than thomas jones

by ClappedJap May 31, 2018

Jason

Jason is a leetle child who likes to flip people off. He extremely enjoys playing Fortnite and has a problem with falling out of chairs. He has a floofly doggo and he has an artificial Fortnite six-pack and shellfish hands. Flip Flop

Jason is a Jason. YESH HUEHUEHUE.

by PARKCHIMCHIM June 5, 2018

Jason

Jason is a guy who will be there for you when you don’t know who to turn to. He is the most funniest person on your contacts list I guarantee. Jason will be a shoulder to lean on and will comfort you in times of need. Jason will be there and never let you down when memes are required. Though he had a dark sense of humour, he knows what to say in serious times. Jason will always make sure that you are okay if you have any sign of sadness. He is loyal, jokey and handsome. Jason will make your life a hell of a lot better.

“Get yourself a Jason, everyone must have one”

“We all love Jason”

by Sando June 8, 2018