I just shit myself

Yeah, I did.

Yo dude, I just shit myself! Check it out!

by Shitman August 17, 2020

well that just happened

Phrase used when an unbelievable, absolute bullshit story is posted online, usually pushing a racial/political message.

"Omg I'm so humbled right now. A young lady just walked up to the counter and ordered two Big Macs, and the cashier laughed and said, "Are you sure you can eat all that? Hahaha." My two-week-old child then walked to the counter, stood up, and proceeded to tell the cashier that what he said was exist and he is the reason that Donald Trump is tearing America apart. Then the whole restaurant stood up and clapped."

"Well that just happened."

by Probablynothitler August 10, 2017

shit just got real

An expression that explains how a joking or friendly conversation suddenly took a turn for the worse and is escalating towards a hostel situation and/or a physical scuffle.

Tommy: I have never been so tired in my life
George: That's what your mom said last night
Random Yell from Someone Not Actually Involved: SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

by Darrel charleston November 06, 2007

dude just trust me

A typically sarcastic response to someone who has made a bold claim, but has no proof to back it up.

*playing among us*

blue: red sus
orange: any proof?
blue: it’s red trust me
purple: source: dude just trust me

by Empress Jihyo October 21, 2020

just like my daddy

A phrase yelled by a man who has strapped himself to a rocking chair wearing nothing but a pair of cowboy boots and a shoe lace tied tightly around his dick and balls. While rocking back and forth he yells "look at me im a cowboy just like my daddy"

As Dan rides his rocking chair he yells "im a cowboy, just like my daddy"

by Tony Balony the Phony August 24, 2018

Just listening to some Spotify

Synonym of masturbation. This phrase dates back to 2013 when Australian cricketer Mitchell Starc allegedly walked in on teammate Moises Henriques having a wank whilst conducting an interview.

- Hey mate what are you up to?
- Yeah nah just listening to some Spotify mate.

by remboi June 18, 2018

Mr. She’s just a friend

It’s Adrein in a nutshell ( Adrein from Miraculous Ladybug)

Person 1: I swear Mr. She’s just a friend will drive me insane

Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Adrein Agrest
Person 2: Oh

by Hopeanddespair2134🍄 May 20, 2021