cuphead-hard

When something is so hard it can't be described in words.

This is a reference to the 2018 video game Cuphead which is one of the hardest games I have ever played in my life. Fuck that dragon.

Gamer: Dude I can't beat this game it's so fucking hard!
Some guy: How hard?
Gamer: Cuphead-hard.

by Renewings January 13, 2022

The hard ten

Tom Selleck's moustache. When someone has a fantastic and full moustache.

-that guy looks a bit like a 70's pornstar, but he had the hard ten!

-I would like to have a moustache ride with the hard ten on that boy!

by Thehardten August 10, 2015

hard-piping

Cool dude who smokes a lot. *takes hit* Yah. *cough*

Jenny stopped having sex with Tommy because he was too stoned to do anything. But she went straight to Richard, cuz he's a real hard-piping man who can have sex while smoking.

by darkwater5 June 10, 2017

twigh-hard

a borderline obsessed fan of the twighlight saga, both the books and movie series; word comes from combining the words "twighlight" and "die-hard".

Look, Sarah wore her "I <3 Edward Cullen t-shirt" for the third time this week. She's such a twigh-hard.

by BLueHeArT13579011 July 20, 2010

hard robing

Looking so good in your robe your partner cums looking at you.

Marsha was hard robing so hard last night creamed my briefs.

by Babsy shakira October 10, 2016

Dripin to hard

When you have so much clout that everybody jealous

Yo the homie dripin to hard with that fit

by jewslayer42069 March 11, 2019

hang-hard

A well endowed guy that has a penis tip that extends past the balls in the semi-aroused to fully aroused state, hence hanging hard.

Gary: Whoa girl, your booty is looking mighty nice tonight!! You better stop tempting me cuz its getting too obvious my meat on hang-hard status!!

Azeria: Thats a nice big hang-hard you got there G!! Got me nice and moist!!

by BoloQ00 April 1, 2016