facebook stalkin

when someone stays on facebook for excessive amounts of time, aimlessly searching through people's profiles, and pictures

John was facebook stalking last night and was able to find out that Sarah has a date to the movies on friday with Al

by THE FACEBOOK CREEPER November 26, 2009

Facebook Fapping

When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment

Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.

by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014

Facebook dating

A new online dating platform created by Facebook to control even more aspects of your life. Only use this service if you like fat chicks and single moms!

Guy 1: Hey man! You gotta check this Facebook dating thing out!
Guy 2: Wait they did what now?

by Workin mans April 22, 2020

a facebook friend

A term someone uses to hide the fact that they are cheating

I heard he is playing something with a facebook friend tonight.

by Not Warco July 27, 2019

facebook slip

When you get on your computer for a specific reason and somehow wind up on facebook completely forgetting your original purpose.

loosely based on the concept of a Freudian slip

"Yes, professor, I know my psychology paper is late, but in my defense I experienced a facebook slip. In all reality you should thank me for giving people in your profession something to research."

by jackcracksmith August 30, 2011

Facebook Incendiary

Facebook Incendiary: NOUN, often shortened to FBI

1. one who is obsessed with gaining recognition for clever, witty, or deep musings.
2. one who can never achieve definition 1
3. often cannot spell, this renders them irritating to SPELLING and GRAMMAR POLICE
4. the odour of chan4 lingers around them.

Did you just see Conor Henry's latest status?
Yeah bro, he's such a Facebook Incendiary--it's annoying, but i like it.

by thekidwiththevoice April 4, 2011

Facebook pollution

When your Facebook friends post excessive crap on your page that you don't necessarily want there.

I had to de-friend Laura because she was posting all kinds of Facebook pollution on my page.

by fat marie April 15, 2009