Dildo Baggins

Riley Reed at the airport.

Look! There's Dildo Baggins.

by Rinocicornicus May 17, 2021

Dildo Baggins

Another name for Wild Card.

Dildo baggins loved using his exhaust pipe after a long day of driving the UPS truck around Mordor.

by AKACHANCHIBI September 28, 2019

Dildo Baggins

A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches

She had to use her dildo Baggins until Frodo got home.

by REGGIESHITS September 01, 2022

dildo dildo

2 times the normal dildo. 2 times the fun

I like dildo dildo's

by Big Boi Luke May 01, 2018

dildo wacker

Wack my dildo daddy

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker

by Daddy Dildo wacker March 16, 2017

emotional dildo

the person she goes to for emotional validation and support when her significant other is absent, has hurt her feelings, or has ended the relationship.

He keeps cheating on her, and I want to be supportive, but I'm just tired of being her emotional dildo.

by chimpy82 November 07, 2023

DILDO SHOOTER

When a girl loads a shotgun with tiny dildos and fires them up her pussy

" darn, that dildo shooter sure was fun

by Penule April 10, 2024