cheese binge

a day or period of time when you eat almost nothing but cheese; usually results in consipation

Teddy: Hey dude, wanna go on a cheese binge together?

Nick: No, I'm still stopped up from last week's binge.

by BballRob3663 March 15, 2009

Gangster Cheese

Think of it like “cash money” or the result of doing something badass. Like when you take a dump and it’s a no wiper, no spotter, no hand washer

“Damn that poop was gangster cheese!”

by Slippery Pimp March 1, 2021

Cheese Drip

When a male has sexual relations with an infected dirty beaver and aftarwards finds a thick cheesy crusty like substance driping from his penis. That substance is called Cheese Drip.

I cought cheese drip and it burns... aAOOWWw.

by Rex The Jet November 12, 2010

scrote cheese

the film that covers the scrotum and taint (or gooch) after several days without bathing, smells like ham and is very salty

i secrcretly went into the bp bathroom and usd my index and middle finger to swipe my gooch where i had accumulated a significant amount of scrote cheese after bonaroo, when i got back to the car i asked brandon if he would look at my finger to see if i had a hangnail and i quickly wiped the scrote cheese under his nose and above his upper lip before he knew what hit him.

by Papaw peepants June 10, 2011

cheese diggers

Smelly or dirty Feet or toes

Put them cheese diggers away your feet stink

by dog tits July 1, 2015

cheese paradox

since cheese has holes in it, the more cheese, the more holes. holes are not cheese, which means you have less cheese with more cheese. so, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.

you'd better tell shrek not to get too much cheese or else the cheese paradox might occur

by yeedinosaur May 27, 2021

Cheese Cookie

When you and your partner don't clean up fast enough after a sexual encounter.

She didn't give me a towel and sent me home with a forest full of cheese cookies.

by awaaaa April 14, 2020