When a man is smooshing with a woman in the doggystyle position, she defecates all over his waistline, and he continues to have sex with her; smashing the feces all over the two of them, while ramming each other like bumper cars
After an insane night at the bar, Bob Combo was nailing some strange from behind, when all of a sudden the coyote ugly shit all over his man pubes. Bob contemplated quitting, but instead he just kept on trucking. Ultimately giving the chubby vixen her first dirty bumper car.
by Bob Combo November 17, 2010
Get the Dirty Bumper Car mug.a lesbian, because of the possible friction lesbians can experience by using their genitals or utilizing similar frottage techniques
"Dang, what do lesbians do to get off?"
"I don't know. They probably bump pussy."
"That would make them pussy bumpers."
"I don't know. They probably bump pussy."
"That would make them pussy bumpers."
by highlyopinionated May 4, 2013
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The act of rubbing two vaginas together in a butt to butt, interlocking legs position.
Most girl on girl adult movies will show this type of act.
Most girl on girl adult movies will show this type of act.
by Arcais November 3, 2005
Get the Fuzzy Bumping mug.(n). A feces latent anus sighting during the action of sex.
(n). A person's ass you might think to be rather dirty. A dirty ass.
(n). A person's ass you might think to be rather dirty. A dirty ass.
I was having sex with this girl and when I flipped her over she had a rusty bumper.
I bet that girl has a rusty bumper.
I bet that girl has a rusty bumper.
by Andy and the Rad April 20, 2009
Get the Rusty Bumper mug.(n.) A short-term girlfriend or boyfriend; often acquired because the two just want a girlfriend or boyfriend, not because the two actually have a connection; speed bump partners are often teenagers (maybe as young as 13 years of age); a speed bump partner may be acquired just for shock value, e.g. to impress someone; a speed bump partner may also be acquired because he or she has something attractive to another person that should matter minimally in a relationship, e.g. a lot of money.
The term "speed bump girlfriend" or "speed bump boyfriend" gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed bump: it needs to be passed and will come and go quickly.
The term "speed bump girlfriend" or "speed bump boyfriend" gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed bump: it needs to be passed and will come and go quickly.
Speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend in action:
Speaker 1: Tommy just got his first girlfriend.
Speaker 2: And Tommy is how old...?
Speaker 1: 13.
Speaker 2: She is probably just a speed bump girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Tommy just got his first girlfriend.
Speaker 2: And Tommy is how old...?
Speaker 1: 13.
Speaker 2: She is probably just a speed bump girlfriend.
by ihmsf October 25, 2009
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Get the bump-in mug.1. the female equivalent of a dick slap; 2. a rough vaginal thrust leaving a tell-tale mark on the recipient's face, often described as a dot between curving parallel lines, i.e. the 'butterfly' bruise.
Attributed to Seattle poet, Chris Edwards. Origin unknown.
2009
Attributed to Seattle poet, Chris Edwards. Origin unknown.
2009
Dude, ask that chick if she'll clit bump you on the face!
Dick slapped or clit bumped?!
She took him out to the desert, asked for some oral, clit bumped him and left him with only his cell phone and the tell-tale bruise on the side of his face. Cold shit.
Dick slapped or clit bumped?!
She took him out to the desert, asked for some oral, clit bumped him and left him with only his cell phone and the tell-tale bruise on the side of his face. Cold shit.
by Jonesy 319 June 9, 2009
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