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I can make this better

What every Asian mom would say after eating food made by someone else
Me: *trys to enjoy some pizza*
My Asian mom: I can make this better
by spectre729 July 30, 2019
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it gets better later

One of the worst excuses for a shitty game, tv show, anime, etc.
WRPG fan: "Hey, how the fuck do you even enjoy FF13? I tried playing it for a good while and it's still mediocre at best."
JRPG fan: "Don't worry bro, it gets better later after maybe 50 hours, you'll seeeee!"
by Fruitsz November 27, 2020
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Life is better when you don’t give a fuck

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by anonymous March 14, 2022
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deserves way better

Reiner Braun 😔. Homie literally never gets a break. Poor guy. He just wanted his people to be proud of him and now he has to deal with all this external and internal bs. Let the man be happy smh.
Reiner Braun deserves way better. He's actually a pretty nice guy.
by lil nigeria July 31, 2022
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7 A's Is Better Than 7 Friends

A Term used by the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy in 2021 to describe an ongoing controversy that "Having better grades is far more important than having a social relationship with fellow students". This quote from a fellow administrative officer led fellow students to riot on campus, believing that having a social life far outweighs having a few B's on your report card. The following year, IMSA refuted this statement and explained how having 7 friends are far better than having 7 A's, which has now left the message infamous to the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy.
Uh... I feel so tired and exhausted from school... Well at least 7 A's is better than 7 friends.
by EvanGgggg January 15, 2023
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double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.
the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.
by Sexydimma October 23, 2014
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