Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.

My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!

by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024

A lion with a baseball bat

What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

by Exxacto February 19, 2023

Bat

The pice of shit animal that Ching Chong ate and now we all have to be in quarantine. Must've been worth it tho.

Person 1- Shit did you hear about covid-19
person 2- Yeah it was cause Ching Chong ate a bat and coughed on everyone

by I.AmAnoumous.NotWhoYouThink April 2, 2020

Flap bat

A flap bat is a woman with large vulva flaps that doesn't know how to shut them

Charlotte is a flap bat, she's apparently been with half of the town

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Bat Shift

Working the night shift. more commonly know as the graveyard shift.

Would you shut up? I have to work bat shift tonight!

by JumpInAWoodchipper October 17, 2015

Bat

Animal who started the worst year of some people's lives and ended some of them.

"Do you want some bat soup, honey?" "Sure! Nothing can go wrong!"

by koweechi August 6, 2020

A fat bat

A fat bat covered in sweat

I ate a fat bat

by The that February 6, 2022