Patrick

A very loyal, amazing guy. Can always make you laugh and makes your bad days good and your boring days fun. He loves sports. He Has pretty eyes and a pretty face. Patrick is smart and funny, he can tell if you lie. He’s caring and polite and likes to have a good time. A+ boyfriend material

Finna marry Patrick

by AshTheAnnoyingHomie June 13, 2020

Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.

Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

Patrick Arnold

A guy who suggests a group sex scenario, then “accidentally” finishes before anyone else gets started.

We were just getting into it when this dude Patrick Arnold’d and passed out with a Capri Sun.

by XXXBenedictArnold August 7, 2025

Patrick

Patrick is the sexiest man alive. He has eyes like a forest. So warm and calming. Mhm. Your hands will tingle running them through his silky smooth chocolate colored hair. He has most the deepest, sexiest, and arousing voice alive, that’ll make your heart melt. He has the biggest dick ever. Crazy good at sports if you have a patrick your lucky ass fuck. Has a odd humor but is funny likes to hit u as a joke. very freaky and fine as hell

Get you a patrick

by Dis ass super fat May 3, 2024

Patrick

A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.

He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.

If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.

The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.

Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED

by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021

Pull a Patrick

When you drink too much and subsequently shit and like yourself

Last night Maxwell did pull a Patrick.

by Xohoo October 9, 2020

Harold Patrick

Someone who would get a tattoo that says “fuck the police” if it would gain him acceptance from black people

Harold Patrick is cool, he hates the police, he even got a tattoo saying so.

by badboyzoed February 29, 2024