Apple Chancery

The classiest goddamn font on Microsoft Word. It reminds one of the simpler times when people wore dumb shit like aprons all day and ran around in orchards singing religious songs and making friends with other white supremacists.

"Did you see that KKK recruitment pamphlet? What was that font?"
"How can you not know that? It's Apple Chancery. You are a dirty motherfucking whore for asking me that question."

by justinbeibersworstnightmare December 5, 2011

apples on a stick

a hand game played by kids starts with hands in a praying posture and slaping them once then slapping up then under the hands tapping the side of your hip and snaping

apples on a stick is the coolest hand game

by your mom and meeeeeeee December 16, 2011

Mad Apple

Some of the most hardcore niggas you will ever meet in your sad existence of a life.

Dude 1 "Those mad apple nigas go bout hard as hell"
dude 2 "i wish i was in mad apple, ill go make my own group called happy bannana"
dude 1 "go jump off a bridge"

by youboutdrunkashell December 27, 2011

Apple Lordism

A Religion made up when degenerate Students gained the ability to see The Prophecy. Which lead into a Spiral of events now being turned into a Political Movement known as the "Apple Council of Higher Value". From There, The Students formed the Galactic Empire Known as "Объединенная Яблочная Народная Республика" Which lead to the creation of "The Sacred Language". You must find the language in order to know the name, and join the Council.

"Please convert to Apple Lordism."

by Third Apple Council Member June 17, 2021

apple knocker

A rustic.

Last game we got beaten by apple knockers!

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

sandy apple

A sexual move in which you wrap an apple in sandpaper and insert it into a female's anus. Or a male's anus I guess, whatever floats your boat.

I gave my girlfriend a sandy apple the other night and she didn't stop bleeding for 3 hours.

by sandyapples123 October 3, 2010

Apple Rat

A person who enjoys eating fruit out of another persons anus.

Guy 1: Guess what I did last night.
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I ate whole bunch of strawberries out of this girl's anus.
Guy 2: Dude, you're such an apple rat.

by Serjeh Somogath March 6, 2010