Banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar

Apparently if you make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar it tastes like jizz

I don’t fucking know just make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar because your a coward and don’t want to drink your own nutmilk like a chad

by Eating_a_hoodie April 28, 2021

DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT

A copypasta from an anime that is usually found on discord followed by several of the same emojis.

'DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿'

by i just morbed June 4, 2022

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

Who You Bank With?

A question scammers often ask people they want to scam. If someone asks you this, don’t answer.

Scammer: Aye Josh, who you bank with?

Josh: Navy Federal

Scammer: Tap in! I can make you $10,000 overnight
Josh: No, I’m not risking my account getting closed for fraud!

by hurthispockets July 10, 2022

it starts with one

thing i dont know why it does not even matter how hard i try.

" broo did you hear the new meme that goes like: it starts with one "

by it starts with one August 8, 2022

Make out with Abigail day

1st September is National make out with Abigail day

"OMG its September 1st, make out with Abigail day!"

by iloveabigailfunnell September 1, 2022

Knock it off with the bullshit

Basically means stop fucking around with the shit that isn’t worth your time energy or effort it can refer to multiple things such as drug usage, casual sex, speed dating or otherwise anything that is meaningless and useless to one’s growth.

Tray:I just fell in love with a girl I’ve known for two minutes on discord!
Trophy:Knock it off with the bullshit tray.

by Ayo22445 November 18, 2022