I'll never wash my cheek

What you do when a cute boy kisses it it.

"When that boy who looked like a dreamy mix of Vanilla Ice and James Brown kissed me, I screamed, 'I'll never wash my cheek!"

by Guess September 22, 2003

Go and wash your brain out

A phrase often used by an angry spouse when their partner has described an inappropriate situation that they have been thinking about and the spouse would rather they didn't.

Peter: I'm just thinking about dem chicks! Dey were well fit! Banging!

Barbara: Go and wash your brain out!

by Barbara Peters February 6, 2010

Washed her hand in Ivory soap

ejaculate

She had cum on her hand after masturbation/washed her hand in ivory soap

by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014

step bro im stuck in the washing machine

A fucked tik tok trend

"STEP BRO IM STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE" -Step sis -???

by bob_the_cop February 7, 2021

Wash the olive oil off my hands

When a man is at dinner and there is a chick so hot at the next table that he can't wait until he gets home to rub one out. So he goes to the bathroom to get release.

Dude, there was this chick in a short black dress at the next table that was amazing. She was so hot, I needed to Wash the olive oil off my hands.

by Dave and Dan in Singapore November 16, 2022

to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone you care about stop swearing.

(N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)

mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

get-er-in-get-er-out-get-er-home-get-er-washed

Literal meaning - having quick questionable sex and leaving quickly to wash "it." But also refers to trying to get actions completed quickly. Saying originates from a village in Ireland.

me - did you tap that ugly bitch last nite?
friend - yeh.. had a get-er-in-get-er-out-get-er-home-get-er-washed

by Assburger Jenkins November 18, 2009