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Keyboard Warrior

a person who makes abusive or aggressive posts on the internet, typically one who conceals their true identity.
Usually gets banned by a mod
This guy is just raging in the chat and oh look! Hitari just banned Lokmax! RIP that keyboard warrior
by YeetLeet69 January 14, 2023
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pizza warrior

People that fight for your right to enjoy cheese pizza no matter what the manufacturing date is, as long as it's not 18 years or older.
Matt Gaetz is a real pizza warrior, much like Roy Moore, Tim Nolan, Dennis Hastert, Richard Dasen Sr., Keith Westmoreland, Paul Ingram, Earl Kimmerling, Stephen White, John Hathaway, Robert Bauman, Dan Crane, Donald Lukens, Strom Thurmond, and Donald Trump.
by anonymous January 15, 2023
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Snowbunny warrior

Guy 1: bro whats ur type?
Guy 2: im into white girls
Guy3 : damm he a snowbunny warrior
by Harry.W January 18, 2023
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Combat warriors

Delay based lagfull fucking game with types of players that make you want to jump out of a 10 story building.
by Miliiguess February 1, 2023
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bean hole warrior

Bean hole is the window on your cell in jail / prison. Bean hole warrior is someone who talks a lot of trash when the door is locked and nobody can get to him.
As the guard walked by serving breakfast the inmate screamed obscenities of what he would do to him, the guard said you’re a pretty tough bean hole warrior! Wait till the doors open..
by Hardgore October 14, 2023
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Keyboard Warrior

A total fuckass who sits in their mom's basement all day with pride and l'manburg flags on the wall replying to people who actually have a brain to kill themselves or leaking their home address because they said or did something that was slightly offensive to them.

These people are often furries/zoophiles, gun grabbers, leftists, bronies, sneako fans, ssniperwolf fans, lgbtqlgtvblm+++++, and shippers.
Steve: Hey look in that basement window, it's a keyboard warrior.

Khaila: She's rapidly typing a 10 paragraph arguement laced with racial insults. Do we do anything about it?

Steve: No, she will be absolutely destroyed by same people with well put together arguements.
by sleepymf November 3, 2023
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Black box warrior (p1)

Well he collapsed with Stevens-Johnson Syndrome on the E.R. floor
Panic attacked, anaphylactic and ataxic
The way he spun his butterfly risked all six his phalanges
Roman candles at both ends in his synapses
And the method with which he recycled his humors
Trojan Horse'd his Blood-Brain Barrier and raised the LD-50, yes, yes
And through flight-or-fight revelation shame the Black Box Warrior
He skipped this town and headed straight down history
Shields himself from reason in a Kevlar baby-blue Tuxedo
Quilted from the finest fibers, flesh, and fiberglass, and flowers
His ego a mosquito, evil incarnate good incognito
Pops placebos for libido, screaming, "Bless the torpedoes"
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Well, he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose
Around his Lotus jugular when they came
Well, they found him with a map to every victim of his love
And a tattoo of a blue jay on his face
And they waited for his vital signs to lie and let a flatline cry
A hymn out in Hungarian Harmonic
But he cocked his noggin, through his stoma sang, "For auld lang syne"
"Happy birthday to the succulents, I'll die your hydroponics"
His rib cage was a hornet's nest, palpitations set the beat
His vagus nerve a turk's head knot, an axel hitch, a carrick bend
to get this published, I have to add the name, but they also wouldnt let me add all the elyrics so this is just a part 1! anyways, here's the enamel that this site wanted : Black box warrior (p1)
by AHAHHARAGHGHGHGHGGHG!!!!!! ): November 8, 2023
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