Ur mom

Ur mom is your birth giver.

Jeff: hi
Mark: ur mom
Jeff: *cries*

by InvalidUser July 27, 2022

ur mom

milfy lady, massive tits, 10/10 nwould reccomnentd.

yo i wnna fuck ur mom

no. ur 12.

why not bro?

stfu steven.

by 『𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕧𝕖𝟘𝟙』URMOM October 16, 2021

ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom

“Ur mom is hot”

by Urmomishotdawglikebel October 29, 2021

ur mom

Any day is ur mom day so when you call your friends mom hot he cant get mad

YOU:damnn ur mom is so hot dude
friend: what the hell did you just say about my mom
You:chill its national ur mom day so you cant get mad at just because ur mom didnt come back last night cause she stayed over at my house
friend:ugh im so tired of your national days
You;heheheh

by urrrrrrrrrrr mommmmmm January 24, 2022

Ur Mom

Usually used to roast people

Ur Mom’s so fat, when she went to McDonald’s, they called Wendy’s for backup

by Gibgobwigglewiggle January 19, 2023

Ur Mom

Ur mom get recked by the rizzler from ohio 69 haahaahahahaahhahahh so funnyyy!!

Ur mom
Dies instantly*

by Sly The Stupid November 17, 2023