Jive Turkey

A term used in a phrase randomly which instantaneously causes dance.

Peterson: "Did you just call me a Jive Turkey?"
John: "LET'S DISCO!!!"

by Aspalar November 19, 2010

wild turkey

When someone sticks four fingers spread out in a vagina and and the thumb up the butt. That person then wiggles their thumb and makes turkey noises, such as gobble gobble gobble. It can also be reversed with the fingers in the butt and the thumb in the vagina.

For thanksgiving your dad decided to give your mother a wild turkey.

by Mike Dog April 15, 2006

Turkey Neck

The frozen neck of a thanksgiving turkey. Used as a fake penis to scare stupid girls at parties.

I walked in with my turkey neck and all the girls ran off screaming.

by marco December 12, 2003

Turkey Bum

one who is a tight arse
or just a douche

David Hernyk

by Steven Tono October 7, 2003

slammin the turkey

when some fat guy tries to masturbate by his arms are to fat to come together.

Ryan: hey look! that fat guy's slammin the turkey! im so hot
Drake: eww you're a wierdo!!

by someone better than you April 29, 2006

jive turkey

some people say that a jive turkey is a person that talks shit and has no clue what they're talking about however the uncommon definition is a total fucking badass who gets tons of ladies

guy one: Hey see that guy over there
guy two: yeah what about him
guy one: he's the biggest jive turkey
guy two: o so he talks a lot of shit and actually has no clue what hes talking about
guy one: No dude he's a total fucking badass ass who gets tons of ladies
guy two: really?
guy one: ya his kind is also known as a jive turkey of another feather

by guyone June 3, 2008

Bush Turkey

A man who is not competent while whistling to the wheatfield. Someone who can't perform Colonel Angus. A man who despite his best efforts simply cannot do a good job of eating out.

George Costanza: "I was South of the Border last night and she gave me... the tap". He must have been a real Bush Turkey.

by bushturkey01 November 14, 2011