tighter than kitties

something that is awesome, cool, or just plain a-fucking-mazing.

Man, them cars are tighter than kitties.

by choicekillschance July 3, 2010

better than chocolate

A woman so gorgeous that other women would give up chocolate for life to look half as good just for a shot at a fat, smelly millionaire with a heart condition.

I bet Lauren Francesca is better than chocolate even with her hair in curlers.

by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011

cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel

So cheap it's almost free.

This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...

by rickyboi January 11, 2016

sharper than a buck fifty

Dressed to impress,clean,dressed to kill

He (any pronoun)looksharper than a buck fifty !!!!

by OG 1965 Edition April 18, 2017

Uglier than a bag of assholes

Less attractive than ugly. Smack you in your face ugly. Make you wonder why ugly. When someone just takes ugly to a whole new level.

Dude! Have you seen his new girlfriend?! That chick is uglier than a bag of assholes!

by New York Stacey June 13, 2019

Wetter than the farmers daughter on church day

When some where’s really wet and soggy...
Cause the farmers daughter is always wet on church day

Bro1:Dude did you see outside

Bro2:yah it’s wetter than the farmers daughter on church day out there.

by Actualcrispy October 6, 2020

Wiser than the egg that rolled down the street

An expression you use after you prove that you are right. Or prove yourself to be an intellectual

I won the spelling be, I guess I’m wiser than the egg that rolled down the street

by Nobody for the mirror January 10, 2021