Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.

Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help

by papabearmustache January 13, 2011

nail fail

1) A damn ugly nail art design, usually done without skill or thought.
2) (nail failer) An amateur nail artist who usually makes bad nail art.

1) Damn Melanie, did a lizard take a shit on your nails? What a nail fail!

2) Sara, your nails fucking suck balls. You are such a nail failer, just do my eyes a favor and stop making nail art.

by Ifailedatlife December 20, 2015

Flavor fail

When your taste buds are let down.

He was expecting diet coke, but when he actually drank bong water with cigarette butts, it was a flavor fail.

by blkwdo January 31, 2021

Fail Roleplay

NovaPhoenix

Novaphoenix is good at Fail Roleplay.

by Ryuusita July 5, 2021

plutonic fail

The highest degree of fail. If you or you know of someone that has reached this level, please shoot them.

Bob: YES! My Star Wars action figure set is complete!
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*

Jeff: Plutonic Fail...

by Addoe March 7, 2009

Sussy failed abortion

What suspicious people are called in the uk

Haha that guy looks like a sussy failed abortion

by Sussy director September 10, 2021

Failing

To shred on Banjo. Be able to pick the hell out of a 5 string Banjo.

Billy was failing all night yesterday during the show. My face melted watching Billy Failing.

by BMFSgoat December 10, 2021