shooting a clown

The terror of when he comes into your room at night and you have a weapon on the bedside table. As stupid as your friend is, he decided to prank you at 2:00 AM in the morning. So, unknowingly, you shoot the ‘clown’ in the face. Your friend then yells “PINK COWS” as he screams in pain.

ONE HOUR LATER...

Your in the emergency room sitting next to your best friend in bed on a dirty bench. The dude next to you looks looks like he had just came out of a sewer.
He looks like he has been dropped SEVERAL times on the head. You are so disappointed in your self that you shot your friend in the face. Later that night you do the same thing to yourself.

ONE YEAR LATER...

You and your friend are now ‘twins’ with bullet holes in your faces. As you walk in the park, you see that stinky man getting married to a HUGE tree
Wow dude it is so fun to shooting a clown
by Trucdhcfjcg January 10, 2018
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Clown Fucking

A pass time often enjoyed but dressing up as clowns and fucking each other while eating tea and cookies
Guy1: hey wanna do some clown fucking?
Guy2: HELL YEAH
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royal clown

A leader who has a child-like temperament and intellect.
Donald Trump is a royal clown.
by smjgJsbjgsm September 05, 2018
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Clown Check

when you check your makeup in extremely bright or natural lighting to make sure you don't look like a clown before going out.
God her makeup looks terrible. She obviously didn't do a clown check before leaving the house.
by Big Porkin' November 13, 2022
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poohs clown

The art of applying clown make-up using ones faeces
"He makes a good poohs clown, dont ya think?"
by envenom August 02, 2007
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Poohs Clown

to apply clown make-up to one's face with faeces
by Poohs Clown July 06, 2007
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Clown Bad

A term describing someone with an unhealthy case of coulrophilia
Matt: I need to get some clussy right now!

Chase: You're so clown bad
by GrilldToazt June 30, 2022
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