Unc Status

If you had to check you are an unc.

Guy 1: Bro doesn't know skibidi
Guy 2: Damn, hes unc status

by WeddOFF May 23, 2024

scream status

A dick is considered scream status when it looks big enough to make a girl moan pretty loud. 8+ inches.

Brice looks like he's scream status on the dick pic I got last night.

*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.

by Blah blah 2 July 9, 2017

Status

You don't have this. It isn't real. You are sentient meat and fall under the "Not me" category. Entirely imaginary.

Hym "So, if I haven't explained this before, there are 3 categories of 'Sentient Meat.' There's Sentient Meat (Me), Sentient Meat (Not Me), and Sentient Meat (Food). There are sub-categories but we don't have to get into those. So, yeah... That's you. 'Sentient Meat (Not Me).' Your status hierarchy is like a pretend thing you guys are all doing. And I know what you're thinking 'Well then how does the non-existence of status relate to sexual selection?' And I would say, general attractiveness pairing, proximity, familial phenotypic similarities and positive association (Which is how you get shit like SpongeBob guy or a general trend towards intraracial dating or groupies). So, now you're like 'Well, what does that have to do with status or the lack thereof?' And I was getting to that part, shit-head. That would fall under 'Positive association.' Because you don't want to fuck actors you don't like. Right? But their 'status' would be relatively the same, wouldn't it? Who would have the most status as an actor? The person with the most accolades? So, like Jack Nicholson and Denzel Washington? Morgan freeman? Or is hype based? Like whoever has the most hype at this moment has the most status? There's also some fat-cock involved. There's an underlying element of fat-cocks going on there too. But no. No status. I guess you could consider yourself 'sometimes food' as a status. Because as a 'Not Me' you situationally constitute a food-source. That can be your status."

by Hym Iam November 5, 2023

Status rape

The act of rape Because of once Social Class

They status rape her Because she As wealthy I mean wealthy wealthy

by 459395 March 5, 2022

Rat-status

When you’ve hit rock bottom and turned it into your throne. Rat-status is being so humble, so grounded, and so unfazed by the sheeple that no one can humble you because you’re post-humble. Humility isn’t a mindset anymore; it’s your baseline. You don’t downplay yourself out of modesty, you just know who you are and don’t need to prove it. Confidence without cockiness. Power without flex. Rooted in God’s plan, there’s nowhere to go but up. You’re not here for approval; you’re here for purpose.

He used to stress about approval, but he hit a point where he stopped caring what people thought. Now he’s on rat-status. A humble beast, a silent threat, a misunderstood creative genius, a post-humble spiritual king, a professional love-baiter. He's wired to win, locked in, and JUST IS.

by Ratatted May 21, 2025

WHORE STATUS

When a female has revenge sex, or sex with multipartners thinking knowone will know.

My friend asked if i knew the 411 on cassandra, and i told him shes "whore status"

by Dmoney923 January 24, 2024

Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

by original name May 29, 2012