To continually require a drink of Bourbon at every drinking opportunity while knowing that it will inevitably end with terrible decisions.
Even though she was extremely hungover the middle aged waitress could not resist a drink of Makers Mark on the rocks after work. She'd been on the Bourbon Train too long and her train had not yet pulled into station.
by AgeEh Em March 24, 2015
Similar to the Nigerian Seizure Train, a Tranny Train is when a group of four or more transvestites engage in group sex, usually in a line.
Man that tranny train was off the rails!
by Tranny_Granny69 January 16, 2014
Friend: Did you see Miley Cyrus twerking? It's a train wreck.
You: What? Lemme see.
3 Minutes Later
You: Fuck you.
Ex-Friend: What?
You: What? Lemme see.
3 Minutes Later
You: Fuck you.
Ex-Friend: What?
by CurrentlyNauseous August 26, 2013
Person one: "what was her (gouche train) like?"
Person two: "It was thick as a lion's mane and twice as deadly!"
Person two: "It was thick as a lion's mane and twice as deadly!"
by Happy Jackle December 03, 2013
the line of hair on a mans abdomen leading to his goods....
- young smart torontonian came up with this at the young age of 18.
- young smart torontonian came up with this at the young age of 18.
by Ubz. December 12, 2010
"I was at Joe's house last night. Everyone was drunk, throwing up, fighting, it was a complete dick train..."
"Yeah, Steve called me over to help him move but his retard brother was there drunk. Turned into a complete dick train, wound up leaving."
"Yeah, I mean I try to vote and give a shit about politics but Washington, DC has become such a massive dick train, I don't see light at the end of the tunnel..."
"Dude, there's a cop following us"
"Fuck, I got weed.... All aboard the dick train..."
"Yeah, Steve called me over to help him move but his retard brother was there drunk. Turned into a complete dick train, wound up leaving."
"Yeah, I mean I try to vote and give a shit about politics but Washington, DC has become such a massive dick train, I don't see light at the end of the tunnel..."
"Dude, there's a cop following us"
"Fuck, I got weed.... All aboard the dick train..."
by I_HATE_THE_TRUTH October 06, 2016
by Zimschick September 15, 2014