Van jr is a really sexy guy with a long hard dick and loves to make out with manny and loves manny more than savi and van doesn’t give a single shot abt savi and van can smack someone on the forhead with his powerful dick 🤤😫🫧
by Manny🫧🫧🔫 June 4, 2022
Get the Van jrmug. by journeyfaiyaz August 29, 2021
Get the National Vans daymug. Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.
Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.
by Jason with a C July 25, 2023
Get the Armand Van Der Merewmug. Still a straight up Overwatch loving nerd, except he no longer plays his PS4 as much and has converted to PC Gaming. 77 Inches may have been a slight exaggeration, though his cyok is a solidly healthy size and his bitches are increasing. Caught him chatting up some "kinky" (Dan's words) gal, which has made me very proud; Well done my brother. Still blonde with blue eyes but so far he has not stabbed me in the back and we maintain a strong relationship. Since last time he has said 1 more swear word (Knob I think?) and his grades are still "Peng". His height has increase to approximately 5'7 or so and he is easily able to knock any fool out with his dojo moves. Wham eyebrows as always...
by saint_jon February 6, 2022
Get the Joe Van Falier 2.0mug. Van is a guy who everybody loves! They stand out from the crowd, and have a way of making everybody laugh.
They often have problems going on inside of their heads, and although they’re not good at hiding something that is bothering them, they usually do not like to share.
Vans are one of the most loyal people, and they can be very trusting if you prove to be worth their time. This is due to issues with their family lives.
A van with green eyes is one of the rarest sights to come across, but one of the best.
They often have problems going on inside of their heads, and although they’re not good at hiding something that is bothering them, they usually do not like to share.
Vans are one of the most loyal people, and they can be very trusting if you prove to be worth their time. This is due to issues with their family lives.
A van with green eyes is one of the rarest sights to come across, but one of the best.
by monkeyboythe2nd June 24, 2019
Get the Vanmug. by PlotsGamesFan March 1, 2020
Get the Mattijs Van Tiggelmug. Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li
by Bruce ri March 17, 2021
Get the JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMMEmug.