Teacher

A teacher is a pain in the ass that never goes away unlike your man…and that’s it.

My teacher caused me to have heart attack

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Law of worthless teachers

the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class

ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers

by KFCmanagerLilice June 8, 2019

Math Teacher

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them

"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."

by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025

Teachers boss

Always the student who conquers the teacher and makes them his/her boss

The teachers boss made the teacher give him a massage.

by Daddy teacher May 14, 2018

Teacher

A legal torturer

Teacher: You all have 6 pages of homework tonight
Students:Damn
Teacher: Ok fine you can have 16 pages

by TheAHHman November 12, 2020