A beefsteak which has been skillfully fashioned into the shape of a snake. By carefully carving a steak into one long strip, it takes on the likeness of a snake. A stick with a long thread is often attached to the head of the steak-snake so that one can create the illusion that the snake is alive. A steak-snake is suitable as a gift and is often presented to children on Christmas morning after which it quickly becomes their favourite plaything. Children can often be seen playing with steak-snakes well into March/April once the aroma of the steak has become intolerably pungent. It is not out of the ordinary for steak-snakes to be further decorated with a tongue and eyes crafted respectively from carrot and black peppercorns.
David - "I don't know what to get Johnny for Christmas. Do you have any ideas?"
Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."
"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"
Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."
"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"
by I've heard of one. June 6, 2018
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The woman is on her back with her legs spread with full access to her pussy. While her partner uses their fingers to pleasure her, they stops and make the number 2 symbol “slightly modified with their index and middle fingers slightly bent to resemble snake fangs” with their dominant hand. They angle punch the woman’s pussy. Their thumb, ring, and pinky fingers make contact with her vagina at the same time as the index and middle fingers hit her clit with the same force.
Male version
The male bends over as their partner, makes the same hand shape as the female version and they, angle punch the man’s testicles. Their thumb, ring, and pinky fingers make contact with his testicles at the same time as the index and middle fingers hit his ass hole with the same force.
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