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trach snake

A penis that is inserted into a tracheostomy orifice.
Yesterday at the retirement home a male nurse tripped and his cock miraculously landed in a patient's trach hole. The patient got "trach snaked."
by Outlandy Man April 26, 2014
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Making Snakes

Wow I got to get to the toilet, t minus 10 seconds till I'm making snakes bra!
by this guy over there December 28, 2011
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process snake

The "process snake" is a term which describes the insidious impact functionalisation has in large organisations. Functionalisation is often introduced to improve internal efficiency and is based on the idea of grouping certain skills and expertise in certain areas.

The downside is that organisations find they are unable to resolve queries quickly as they have multiple teams that are co-dependent on each other, yet each team has different priorities and does not have sight of the big picture.

The process snake is not normally deliberately created. It starts small, in one team or area, before eventually wrapping itself across every department in a company. It essentially deceives the organisation in to believing they will benefit, but ultimately ends up creating a complex set of inter-dependant steps that no single person in the organisation has the authority to change.
"I cannot find an owner of this process snake"
"This process snake is so slippery, I don't see how we will every bring more collaboration to the team"

"I wouldn't touch that process snake. It's so large now you'll just get bitten trying to make an improvement"
by crazydogpaw November 14, 2017
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Snake Drift

The act of one's penis drifting below their shorts or underwear.
Daniel had a bad case of snake drift when at his friends house.
by Akafyre January 27, 2021
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Snake main

A Snake main, to many mid-level players a big struggle to fight, till they learn the matchup and find out some characters destroy Snake. "Get C4'd scrub" (Supesdude, 2020)
Being a snake main is a way of living
by Supesdude December 14, 2020
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gluey snakes

When the poop comes out like a snake covered in glue. Often times extending the poop time by as much as three fold. The clean up is much much longer often times requiring a half a roll of toilet paper.
“Pat are you done shitting yet?” “ not yet Josh I’m in the middle of some gluey snakes”
by Topstermarv March 17, 2022
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ornamental snake

A man's penis that is meant to be admired from afar for either its size, beauty or both. Not to be touched at any cost.
As Ruth entered the dimly lit bar she at once got the overpowering notion that this was a place where the ornamental snake thrived.....
by Marteau December 14, 2015
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