maya the peanut

Maya The Peanut is a young solo K-pop idol with over “986 million views on her first two hits “maya the peanut went to the beach” and “Peanuts dancing in pink tutus ft: Blackpink. She is 15 and is born on 3/9/2007, she is dating niki from Ænhypæn, and she has a brother that is 9 but he is not a K-pop idol, he is born on 6/13/2013.

haiyaa maya the peanut is so cute! 🤭

by TEEEEHEEE🤭🤭 October 16, 2022

Peanut

When you nut and pee at the same time.

If I bust a nut and pee is that a peanut ?

by piiuu March 18, 2019

Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.

Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.

by [e-mail] February 20, 2023

Peanut butter jelly time

The act of spreading Jelly and peanut butter in between man or womans legs and licking it off

As the fat with kid with glasses licked it off of his Mom he said peanut butter jelly time

by DicklickerWhicker October 25, 2017

Peanut fudge butter fuck

When you fuck a monkey.

Woah man I’m a dog ass nigga PUBG and I’m bout to peanut fudge butter fuck with a fatty fat fat fap fap.

by EddieBrock5 October 23, 2023

Peanut Butter Throat Jam

When you're allergic to something, and you get your partner to coat their dick in the trigger, so that you give them the tightest blowjob possible.

Remember to keep your epi-pen close.

See also:
Anaphylactic Blowjob
The Epi-Pen Special
Death Grip Deluxe
Allergy Throatlock
PeaNUTbuster

Person 1: My girlfriend is freaky as fuck - she put peanut butter on my dick and gave me a blowjob
Person 2: Wait isn't she allergic to peanuts?
Person 1: yeah she gave me a Peanut Butter Throat Jam, good thing she had the epi pen ready

by anonymous April 15, 2025

Peanut

Peanut is a neck-snapping creature, made out of concrete, rebar and spray paint, that's how he shit himself. He can go at the speed of speed when not looked at and makes a scraping noise when not seen.

"guard" hey look a peanut
"guard" oh no it breached!!!!!!!!!!!
"eyepod" i am useful now

by MeltedLava April 24, 2021