i smell a moose

A common phrase said when it is snowing outside, typically said in southern states (where people don't actually smell moose)

(Guy1)"Hey man, I smell a moose!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"

by ILoveYouMeghan-WBM February 18, 2015

Moose

A reference to the highest God within the pantheon of animal deities.

All praise the Moose!

by Limon1114 September 2, 2024

winter moose

In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.

That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.

by Moose expert guy September 12, 2021

The Canadian Moose Buckler

A sexual act most commonly seen in heterosexual couples. The male begins by positioning himself in all fours. The female then proceeds to get behind the male, grab his erect penis from the back, bring it towards her, and point his head 45 degrees distally away from his body and towards her. The female then proceeds to mount the males erect penis and continually “ride” him until completion or satisfaction.

Hey Steve, whatever happened with you and Tiffany last night? Tiffany and I left the party and spent the night together. She gave me the Canadian Moose Buckler. It was great.

by mmaest24 October 11, 2022

Moose fuck

Where you fuck someone’s face so hard it gets morphed into the shape of a moose head, and then you cum so hard it shoots out there a lil land crystallizes into antlers

“I moose fucked sara so hard”

by PuppyThatNuts May 9, 2025

Stick moose

This is when a male fucks the whole entire women’s hockey team.

Jon has slept with the whole entire women’s hockey team. He is a stick moose.

by Jbird14 February 26, 2024

Moose

A large individual, he is a giant teddy bear. However, should you disrespect anything he loves he will turn into a destructive force that is almost unstoppable. If you are a loved one of the Moose you will receive love and gratitude for the smallest things you do with or for them. The Moose does not lpve easily but once love is given it is rarely taken back.

This is Moose, he is a great guy. You shouldnt upset the Moose though

by BigRonnyV March 8, 2021