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Apple Hole

A person who uses Apple© electronics with a "holier than thou" attitude. Someone with the concept that Apple© users just "Get it". If you think that you're somehow better or richer than someone else by the fact that you use iMac computers or other Apple© products, your an Apple Hole.
That guy is such and Apple Hole, he thinks that owning an iMac will somehow make him more creative.

If he doesn't stop rubbing how rich he is in my face I'm gonna shove that iPhone up his Apple Hole.

Shut your Apple Hole, I don't care if you got an iMac for your birthday!
by Ton of Ham January 27, 2010
mugGet the Apple Holemug.

swag hole

(adj) 1. A person that consists mainly of extreme swagger.

2. A person that could contain enough swag energy to become an alternate energy source.
Caroline- "Oh my goodness, Amy! Look at Alex! He's such a swag hole!"
Amy- "Ugh, I know. I wish he would become my best friend so I wouldn't have to pay any electric bills."
Caroline- "Alex is the best!"
by hey!youthere! April 24, 2010
mugGet the swag holemug.

frank hole

a hole made on a snowman from sexual penetration with the penis.
Jim got excited and made a frank hole in the snowman in the neighbor's backyard.
by Devin J. July 6, 2008
mugGet the frank holemug.

umbrella hole

1) Slang term for a womans vagina.

Originated when Art Price, 40, of Ohio was arrested and charged with 4 counts of public indecency after a neighbor videotaped him in broad daylight getting all nasty with the umbrella hole in the middle of his plastic picnic table.
1) I bet she has a nice umbrella hole.
2) I would love to stick her umbrella hole.
by mas13 April 2, 2008
mugGet the umbrella holemug.

golden hole

A close resemblance to the golden shower, but where you pee in the butthole of your partner.
Hey honey would you like a golden hole this evening?
by Braprider August 24, 2006
mugGet the golden holemug.

Mommy hole

n. The meaty vag clam that has passed a baby through it, that now is the destination to reach for. Most "mommy holes" are very shiny with vag slime and enjoy the hint of mensrtrual blood, and are most at home with something in them, the size of a mans fist.
1: I don't care that she sat in the car for 3 days driving

here. I'm going straight to the Mommy hole!
2: As soon as she gets her spawn to bed, and that tampon

out, I'm gonna tear that Mommy hole Up son!
3: Yeh I fucked her. Right in the Mommy hole!
by ThaOcean November 13, 2011
mugGet the Mommy holemug.

Whack a Hole

A sex game in which 9 girls line up, ass up, in a three by three formation and each girl shoves a dildo into their vagina. Then, a guy takes a spanker from a sex torture game and the girls must push the dildos out by squeezing their vaginas at random times and pull them back in by expanding their vaginas while the guy tries to hit as many dildos as he can within a minute. Each time a girl's dildo is hit, she must make a moaning noise while another guy tallies up the hits and the winner gets to join in a massive orgy between the girls and himself. The losers have to eat each others shit out of paper cups using each others foreskins.

WARNING: Unless in favor of abortion, do not try this game while pregnant!
Sweet my Whack a Hole set finally came, lets go get some sluts and have some fun.

Oh doesn't playing Whack a Hole just make you wanna kapoomba so loud.
by BOnoobies March 27, 2011
mugGet the Whack a Holemug.

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