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Clop flop

When you're masturbating to My Little Pony porn but death grip halfway through.
My friend died because he did a clop flop
by lestigtrippy December 14, 2025
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Flop Shop

That's no a legit massage place; that's a flop shop!
by catpeesweeties December 15, 2025
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The Flip Flop Flipperswitch

The Flip Flop Flipperswitch is when you take a pair of Flip flops from a girl (or boy) who was previously wearing them, insert them analy and ass fuck yourself with them until you can cum all over them. You then give them to an unsuspecting person, switching the Flip flops you just had in your ass and covered in cum, and taking their Flip flops and repeating the steps until satisfied.
Yo Derek, I just spent winter brake doing the Flip Flop Flipperswitch girls at the beach
by Flipperswitchman December 29, 2025
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Mic Flop

This is the opposite of a mic drop. It's when some does or says something in a public forum, thinking it will be a quintessential mic drop moment, but it comes off awkward, reeking of Fremdschämen (secondhand embarrassment), and is just an epic fail. Depending on the person/forum/action, instead of applause or renown, there's backlash or ridicule.

A prime example is the Kanye West / Taylor Swift incident (or many of the things he says or does these days actually.). A recent example is Katy Perry's foray into space which she expected to be a huge triumph but has been a total fiasco.
The best man thought he was being clever but that 'Man. Bear. Pig.' joke in front of the groom's new wife and in-laws was a total mic flop.

The way the boxer bragged about his skills no one would have expected a TKO in the first 30 seconds. Talk about a mic flop moment.

Jenelope: Big Red lied and schemed to sabotage Isis, but she still didn't win!
Lafred: Did you see her face when they called our name?

Lava: Record scratch!
All: Mic flop!!!!
by Tori⁷ from HR April 30, 2025
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Flop

In Basketball, the act of (often pathetically) exaggerating body movement in order to draw or fake a foul.
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander flops his way to the free throw line again
by shamattia May 28, 2025
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Flop

In Basketball, the act of exaggerating body movement to appear as though one has been fouled in order to gain a foul call
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander flops his way to the free throw line again
by shamattia May 28, 2025
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Flop era

A period of time where nothing seems to be going your way (badly)
Dude 1: Dude!!!! You just failed like half your classes, your girl broke up with you, and you’re being on rent???
Dude 2: Yeah, I’m in my flop era.
by DeoDaDestroya April 7, 2024
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