Punting from the Cambridge end

Sexual intercourse whereby the man penetrates the woman from behind. As opposed to 'punting from the Oxford end': in Cambridge the punter stands on the till and punt with the open end forward, while in Oxford they stand inside the boat and punt with the till forward.

My and me boyfriend were dogging on the A14, alright, when he decide to try punting from the Cambridge end, like they do in the Fens!

by Da_Cello October 16, 2010

North end middle school

Let me tell ya about north end. It’s not even half bad ya niggas jus don’t know how to act like tf. Lemme tell ya hear 7th graders think they the shii especially red house like they go out with someone then he next day they dating someone else, blue house is dumb asf,got niggas jerkin themselves off and gold house is actually chill but that girl jaylee confused!!!! So yea that’s 7th grade

North end middle school the shii

by Glllttt powwww June 14, 2018

shooting blanks into a dead end

When both partners of a relationship have been fixed and can't get pregnant. The male has had a vasectomy and the female her tubes tied or a hysterectomy. The male therefore does not have sperm in his ejaculate and the female no way to deliver an egg to be impregnated.

Female 1: "The sex with Joe was great last night. I love not using a condom."
Female 2: "Hey aren't you guys afraid you'll get pregnant?"
Female1: "We're both fixed. He's shooting blanks into a dead end!"

by Waycarr December 17, 2013

west end street statue

a crazy person who stands in one spot all night in a busy seedy area of central Londons west end because there just fucking crazy in the head and its dangerous

UK guy 1: let's go up the west end......... UK guy 2: no last time we done that I ended up standing with you on the street corner all night for no reason.........drug addict responds:yaa like a west end street statue

by 2014talktime December 26, 2013

tickling from the back end

The act of tickling the rear parts of a significant other.

"Babe I love tickling from the back end"

"Anything you want, as long you wiped"

by Hawty January 19, 2015

I deserve a happy end

Being forced evil meds and being on probation isn’t the path

I deserve a happy end

by WorseThanHitler December 7, 2020

East end eye opener

When you coat your finger in coffee grounds and shove it up her ass.

You should have seen her face when the percolator finished and I gave her the East End Eye Opener.

by Snooplumptylump February 17, 2017