Puta babies

Young individual whose parents had to go online to figure out how to make a baby.

We've got a whole generation of puta babies who are so retarded their parents had to use a com-puta to figure out whose hole to put the jizz in!

by MotorMasticator August 29, 2017

Cider baby

ring of fat gained from excessive drinking of cider, a version or the "beer belly" but for somebody who drinks dump loads of cider, booya

dave " went home with that chick from the bar last night"
dean "oh saweet, how did it go?"
dave" started pretty good, had to leave early tho cause when i was feelin her tits up it turns out i was actually nursing her cider baby"
dean "aww gutted mate"

by neil jordan February 16, 2009

baby virgin

Some one new to anything sexual. Such as holding hands to having sex anything in between that.

My boyfriend is such a baby virgin he hasn't had is first kiss .

by Denise.52 March 6, 2016

no baby memo

A woman's menstrual cycle or period. When one receives her monthly cycle, she then has the knowledge that she is not pregnant.

Me: "Got the no baby memo."

My boyfriend: "Yay?"

by cares not September 11, 2009

baby koala

1. (n.) a type of hug in which one person jumps into the other's arms and simultaneously wraps their legs around the other's waist; usually given after a long period of not seeing someone

2. (n.) a ridiculously adorable marsupial native to Australia

1. After two years of not seeing each other, Stacy ran up to Kelsey and gave her a baby koala.

2. The baby koala at the zoo is ridiculously adorable.

by buddythebetta February 22, 2012

baby fear

The prodigious fear of babies.

Jim was afraid to get too close to the small humans. He had the baby fear.

by Myth Ookami January 23, 2010

Rage Baby

A person who is raging/mad, their voice raises to a high pitched yell or squeak.

OH NO! Johnny is going into rage baby mode.

by Thedumidiot January 9, 2018