Five-Shade Crazy

A person who is rejected/dissed in any type of situation and simply will not accept it. Unfortunately, a Five-Shade Crazy is unavoidable as said person is persistent and determined to "even the game" due to lack of self-confidence and/or maturity.
I told Mark I thought he was ugly, now he's totally being a Five-Shade Crazy.
by TheHJ March 04, 2010
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Crazy Magic Shit

Crazy Magic Shit is when you can open automatic doors, or when your at the stop lights and you can switch them to be green insted of red or yellow...its also when you can open wheelchair doors : )
Did you see her open that automatic door?

Yea that was some Crazy Magic Shit!
by fancygirl1042 November 17, 2009
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Catching the Crazy Turkey

Voracious and elaborate sexual intercourse in a bed. Loud turkey gobbling sounds are mandatory. Aside from this, the exact performance of catching the crazy turkey vary from couple to couple but it may also include killing a chicken as foreplay
"I heard Joe and Teresa were catching the crazy turkey last night."
"Yeah, man. I heard there was chicken blood all over the bedroom after that."
by TheSilkKIng December 12, 2014
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Hot crazy scale

Hot crazy-Scale as it is famous from "How I met your mother", a girl can be crazy as long as she is equally hot.

Mark: so what's with that girl Donna you've dated last night?
Barney: Man she playing ping pong on that hot crazy scale! she gave me head under the table then stabbed me with a fork.
by Rols Rois May 06, 2008
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tom cruise crazy

Kind of self-defining. Behaving in ways that are shocking or ridiculous to other people and totally unaware of how others are reacting.
He spent all night trying to impress a stripper with a disappearing coin trick. Rob's Tom Cruise Crazy.
by KLParmley January 20, 2008
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Catching the crazy turkey

An act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed. It's too wild for many. Gobble, gobble!
Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
by 2bantah December 13, 2014
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crazy ex girlfriend

Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.

Said someone may rage on Facebook once called, "crazy ex." Typically results in affirming oneself as said "crazy ex"
Damn, that Beccey is one crazy ex girlfriend. Had to move away from New Zealand to start a new life.
by Wow much crazy November 05, 2013
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