Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014

Tax-Loss Harvesting

Tax-loss harvesting is a technique used to lower your taxes while maintaining the expected risk and return profile of your portfolio. It harvests previously unrecognized investment losses to offset taxes due on your other gains and income.

Tax-Loss Harvesting can significantly increase your portfolio's after tax returns.

by Finance guy October 9, 2012

Pizza Tax

The appropriately set tax by a dad or guardian for a child or minor who is making a frozen pizza in dad's home. Typically, 1 piece of pizza is required for tax for a standard frozen pizza. The fully-cooked piece of pizza is to be relinquished to dad by the child because their pizza was prepared in dad's home, in his kitchen, using his oven, using his kitchen utensils, or any other excuse that dad comes up with at that moment.

The child stood in dismay when his father came into the kitchen to get a piece of pizza and collect his pizza tax.

by Didi of the Pants Clan December 18, 2021

trump tax

Any rise in consumer prices that can be directly attributed to President Trump’s tariffs.

I was going to buy my daughter a new doll, but the trump tax put it out of reach.

by darthgandhi May 20, 2025

abuse tax

A tariff we pay to the State or Federal government to recompense them for abusing us.

I can at least partially understand levying an abuse tax on truly "optional" abuse-items like tobacco or alcohol, but why charge it on gasoline? That's a necessary commodity to merely get around, and besides, it's not as if we aren't TRYING to use other fuels and/or forms of motive-power --- many people are trying to promote "green" forms of transportation like bicycles, electric vehicles, ethanol, etc., but the powers-that-be are actively squelching the development of such technology. Why, even GM itself crushed its own EV1 electric cars that people ALREADY WERE USING AND LOVED... what kinda convoluted nonsense does THAT make??!?!

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

dallas texas goose taxes

A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.

You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.

by alpha wolf0909 December 12, 2023

carbon tax carney

a nickname for a politician who likes to increase the fucking carbon tax. named after mark carney, which according to the conservatives, likes to increase the carbon tax.
a person who increases prices in restaurants are nicknamed "carbon tax carney jr."

bro: ts so carbon tax carney
Carney: you are wrong
bro: sybau

by mrbeast539275 September 18, 2025