Tanks

Testicles; balls; nuts; nards

George: Man, I haven’t gotten laid in a week. My tanks are gettin’ full.
Dave: Better go rub one out and empty those bad boys.

by D. Lishus Thigh January 1, 2021

Tank

A dude who carries around an unusual amount of testosterone and never skips an opportunity to call you beta

Dave: Hey Bill, we had a nice workout session this morning, wanna go again tonight?

Bill: Yeah bro of course, the usual 3 hours?

Dave: Dude how else are we gonna be the tanks of the family

by cracee June 25, 2021

thomas the tank engine

he is an absolute unit well known in all 50 US States, he is the number 1 wanted criminal for robbing everybody, and spending all their cash on drip.

"thomas the tank engine just robbed me, bro"

by Mr.Quagsire April 20, 2022

the tanks

Tanks above camp dodge in Johnston Iowa, where teens go to make out, have wild car sex, smoke weed, and drink.

“Dude I took my girl to the tanks after our date, you bet she gave me head”

by Johnstonsfullofhoes May 15, 2018

Tank

Someone who is athletically or academically outstanding.

The girl was so tank at baseball! She got a home run!

by TankAtThis June 11, 2010

Busting the tank

Euphemism for anal sex

"I cant wait to get up with that girl and do a little busting the tank"

by klinkshame August 16, 2019

Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016