tom clowes 

Big fat nigga mostly likes banana

Tom Clowes is obsessed with banana

tom clowes by Ur mum gay ur granny tranny May 13, 2018

Tom-Tom-Longhammer 

Tom-Tom-Longhammer is a slang term that denotes a man who is slightly cross-eyed, with pigeon feet and tall in stature (over 6ft 3in), yet, between his legs hangs an enormous penis, called a Longhammer. The prefix of this compound word originates from the idea that if said person was a Native American, his tribal name would be Tom-Tom. It is not unusual for a Tom-Tom-Longhammer to be exceptionally well endowed--often resembling a deformed cucumber whose nutrient source during gestational timeframes was a synthesized form of growth hormone that is currently banned in most countries except North Korea where it is used for artificial excess growth in vegetable production. This uniquely sized penis is also used a counter weight that swings to and fro, like a pendulum, neutralizing the opposing motion created by the large anatomically incorrect pigeon feet. It has been said that a Tom-Tom-Longhammer is the most loyal person you will ever meet. He is generous and kind, albeit awkward in nearly all social settings due to his enormous wanker. When a Tom-Tom-Longhammer gets angry, he immediately and instinctively takes off all of his cloths and begins to violently masturbate while going completely crosseyed. It is best to maintain a safe distance from a Tom-Tom-Longhammer when he feels threatened.

Damn, bro, look at that big pigeon looking motherfucker, I bet that homie is a fucking Tom-Tom-Longhammer!

Tom-Tom-Longhammer by MalibuRecon May 21, 2018

Tom Mckenna 

The name for someone who takes weed

Tom McKenna takes a lot of weed

Tom Mckenna by Daveyo123 September 12, 2018

Tom latham

Is a bender who can’t talk properly and has a gay laugh looks like a hairy toe and is very gay normally works at mcdonalds of us a bus driver

Your a Tom Latham your a bender

Tom latham by Joshua Jones hahah Tom April 8, 2019

tom cox 

An alternate expression for a fuck boy. Tom (meaning a dickhead), and Cox (meaning cocky and self-absorbed) A tom cox is generally up his own arse and wants to fuck anything that moves - even cars (e.g. mercedes) In most cases, a tom cox would listen to drill music but is too pussy to actually fight. He isn't even that good looking yet he thinks he can seduce the whole world with his shitty personality. Overall, some clapped guy.

Girl: Look at this boy! I started chatting to him bare weeks ago
Boy: Nah blud, he's a tom cox, always chatting to bare yutes init. Don't go for him, silly gyal.

tom cox by TruFaxs April 22, 2019

tom herman 

A whiny little bitch that complains about everything

The Texas coach Tom Herman is a whiny little shit

tom herman by Nibiru619 October 12, 2019

Tom Stoolery 

When taking a shit at work becomes the most productive thing you've done all day.

Dont go in the bathroom for about 20 minutes. I just preformed a legendary Tom Stoolery

Tom Stoolery by Jimboslice1985 October 22, 2019