Turtle Breath

The little puff of air you do just before you poo.

I didn't get a chance to go, I only just did a turtle breath before I had to run out of the toilet.

by MrFantastic August 13, 2023

Stale Turtle

A stale turtle is when your having a shit and you accidently chop the end off and its goes back up never to be seen again rotting inside you

I had a shit last night and ended up having a stale turtle it was very disappointing.

by StaleTurtle August 17, 2023

Burping the turtle

The act of masturbating to completion!

My mom opened the door and i got cought red handed burping the turtle!

by Jj clayt November 11, 2020

dragon turtle

A kind hearted creature with extremely dark humor. If you come across a dragon turtle don’t take it to seriously when it insults you because then you might make it sad. Dragon turtles don’t like others being sad.

“The great dragon turtle was at that place again”

by YukineRose1405 November 17, 2020

Swaggy Turtle

A swaggy turtle has a lot of swag and style but is shy😏🤏🏼 yet steaming hot and scrumptious

your a swaggy turtle mister

by Carole J November 3, 2020

Treason Turtle

A type of deformed and geriatric turtle that hates democracy, giving to the poor, and america, but is loyal to russia and putin. It is also usually loyal to the treason weasel, but has been witnessed fighting with it. It i believed to have been created from some mutated scum and piss on the floor of a random bathroom inside the kremlin. It is extremely evil and dangerous and should be killed on sight.

We need to destroy the fucking treason turtle!

by ilovedemocracy January 3, 2021

Catching That Turtle

When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.

You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.

by C-Note-444 January 25, 2021