Status Potato is a caring guy who is nice, handsome short tempered, determined, good willed, kind, adventurous, homely, down-to-earth, doesn't talk to you he just talks to your lil dude AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ALWAYS CHECKING THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO.
Man 1: Status what is the status on your potato???
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it
by Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-who July 24, 2021
Get the Status Potatomug. by mlaP sutoL November 20, 2025
Get the Dana Statusmug. <.7.9.7.6.>The Thinking Man <Statue>Pose<Statue> Are Atrocities Done By Individuals Through Manipulation<.7.9.7.6>
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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Thinking Man <Statue>Pose<Statue> Are Atrocities Done By Individuals Through Manipulation<.7.9.7.6>mug. A dick is considered scream status when it looks big enough to make a girl moan pretty loud. 8+ inches.
Brice looks like he's scream status on the dick pic I got last night.
*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.
*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.
by Blah blah 2 July 9, 2017
Get the scream statusmug. <.7.9.76.>The Thinking Man <Pose>Statue<Pose> Are African'-'Caucasian'-'Hispanic Atrocities Done By Individual Through Manipulation<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.76.>The Thinking Man <Pose>Statue<Pose> Are African'-'Caucasian'-'Hispanic Atrocities Done By Individual Through Manipulation<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.76.>The Thinking Man <Pose>Statue<Pose> Are African'-'Caucasian'-'Hispanic Atrocities Done By Individual Through Manipulation<.7.9.7.6.>mug. when you run REALLY fast and somehow run into someone's gf and destroy their relationship. (metaphorically)
a-train: "I can't stop.. I can't stop.. I CAN'T STOP!"
some random guy idk: "robin? ro-robin? ROOOOBIIINNNN!"
a-train: "I can't stop.. I can't stop.. I CAN'T STOP!"
some random guy idk: "robin? ro-robin? ROOOOBIIINNNN!"
by jojofan21949 November 20, 2022
Get the a-train statusmug.