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polish shower

a normal shower but instead of using normal water you use gelly-fied water to clean yourself
a normal shower didnt cut it anymore after the hard work, i had to take a polish shower.
by menmute May 13, 2025
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Polish

So, I am Polish girl and I want to leave Poland, people don't tolerate me and thinks that I eat cats and I am bad person :P
I’m Polish girl, I live in small village in eastern Poland and it's really horrible, I don't have friends.
by Neotune November 16, 2022
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Polish Deepthroat

Unfortunately many a Polish seem to have been rig scripted into being part of some slanderous attempt at undermining our Freedom based society here with some horrid perverse agenda. While not all slander slut slags may equally visually resemble the infamous monica lewinsky for which the so called "monica lewinsky situation" is named after it being a way ti refer to slander attempts and general evil plots, the Polish Deepthroat is what it is called when the entire situation seems to hinge on some poor young throat being basically scapegoated..

Alternatively, "Polish Deepthroat" can be defined as a particular style of sucking a dick which involves particular vigour and enthusiasm from the fellator in terms of how much the gag reflex is tested and its limits pushed during the act.

Sometimes and in fact oftentimes both these definitions are interwoven.
"Yes! The Woman I picked up looks like Monica Lesinski" thought Stan, "she is gunna choke on me like a classic Polish Deepthroat in some sort of hearst style Monica Lewinski Situation all bundled up in Polish Deepthroat spiddle...
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
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polish your own pedestal

To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.
When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.

Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
by markolai April 7, 2013
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polish sqeezebox

An act involving inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina and an entire fist into the woman's anus.
I gave your mother the ol' polish sqeezebox last night.
by Johnny2Balls June 12, 2017
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head polishing

Overstimulating the glans of the penis vigorously, for example, by rubbing the palm of the hand against the top of the penis head as if to "polish" it, which can feel really good or overwhelming or excruciating, depending on the sensitivity of that anatomy.
That cock head polishing always drives them crazy
by SFDom October 15, 2023
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