Open A.I.

No the fuck you are not you retarded bitch.

Hym "I sat on the one about Open A.I. for a minute too but ya'll wanted to pretend you aren't worse than a motherfucker that sit and play video games all day posting on UD. Could have cornered the market on the shit. Now everyone has it. You thought you were smart and you're a fucking retard. Enjoy. Enjoy reality. It consists of me being better than everyone, indefinitely. China even got it to now. You're welcome President Pooh. If Jordan wasn't a bitch you wouldn't have that."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2023

Notepad opens everything

Expression used when talking about the windows program called Notepad.

It is only used when you want to tell anyone about opening , for example, a .JPG file (image file) on it

Person 1: "Dude look at this! Notepad opened this image!*

Person 2: "Well, like I told you, Notepad opens everything!"

by NormalFery April 6, 2022

Open Chairy

The right to openly brandish a folding chair and using it for self defense.

Have all the tiki torches you want. I Open Chairy, fool.

by Keasterbunny August 13, 2023

Open Pipe Board

someone who looks like that lil imp zombie from pvz

Dude1: Dude2, have you seen open pipe board??
Dude2: Hell yeah!! He looks like that fucking stupid imp zombie from pvz!!!

by Vivivirus January 20, 2024

open water rowing

A very difficult and stressful sport which includes a boat, oars, and people to use the oars to row. This sport is led in New England by the Burlington High school rowing team who won the New England Ice Breaker Challenge even though Sound School Cheated!

Burlington High school beat The Sound School in open water rowing.

by Ace Ventura Pet Detective January 4, 2018

Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.

I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.

by Patty90 March 27, 2016

Open the peanut butter

Said when a guy who hasn't gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. Refers to the opening of a jar of peanut butter for the purpose of slathering said peanut butter on one's penis to provide a dog incentive to lick it.

Sexually frustrated man: "I just struck out again! Such a long dry spell..."
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"

by Wolf13 October 24, 2014