Ding-whopper

Another word for a penis

I want to put my ding-whopper in your scrunchbucket.

You're such a ding-whopper.

by Tay Meadows July 7, 2019

ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.

by Silly8875 February 10, 2012

ding dong bing bong

mONOKUMA WHAT THE FUCK NOW

*DIng dong bing bong* "A body has been discovered!-"

by some pansexual May 7, 2021

Ding Dash

What you call somebody when they're being retarded

Gosh, why can't you stop being such a Ding Dash!!

by Jocelyn123RenWar November 6, 2018

Umma Dinging

A some-what chavvy term for something unpleasant smelling,and or disgustingly presented

Jay: did you see Emily last night dude!?
Fred: yeah,man she looked umma dinging

Dan: Did you just fart?
Gareth: Yeah man,why?
Dan: cos its umma dinging!

by Ifitaintheavymetalitaintshit. October 12, 2009

ding dong

alternative of dick or penis

my ding dong feels funny

by notthebananaguyfromthebanana April 3, 2023

Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.

Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”

by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023