Straight as a pencil

1. good; fine

2. you're not gay.

1. “How are you man?”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”

2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”

by my bf is a milf hunter May 18, 2021

Straight Pork

To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.

I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .

by Two Trays OH33 March 1, 2020

straight dawg

A Savage someone who is considered really good at what they do and how they do it.

Bo Jackson was a straight dawg before his injury.

by Monstermaszh December 11, 2017

Straight Simpin

When a person obviously shows the characteristic of being a Simp to another girl this can include Orbiting Being Desperate, or obsessive conversation with that person to the point where they ignore everyone else just to talk to her.

Yo max was straight Simpin

Bro def

by The Simp Professor January 9, 2021

super straight

A transphobic asshole.

Person A: I'm super straight
Person B: *Runs away*

by shreks bastard child November 24, 2021

stay straight

A valediction meaning stay cool, stay chill, stay breezy, stay golden, keep on with good vibes, stay out of jail, stay Gucci, be good

**Has nothing to do with sexual orientation**

person 1: Hey, I gotta head out.
person 2: Aight, stay straight, man.

by mamachilla May 18, 2020

suspiciously straight

Someone who is so straight that it must be an act.
Often used by lesbians to describe me.

"Alex is suspiciously straight."
"What do you mean?"
"There's no way they are actually straight"

by FloatingPyro December 13, 2020